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Bones
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My wife’s son brought the grand boys (12 and 10) over to fish in the pond. They brought their own cane poles, crickets and worms. We threw their gear in the back of my pickup and to the pond we went. I noticed my spinning rig in the truck, so once I got the boys set up fishin' from the dock, I grabbed my rod and reel. Only problem was I didn't have my tackle box, so I figured I'd catch me a frog and put him on the hook and toss him into the pond and with a little jerkin' and twitchin' I might catch me a big ole bass. I started walking along the bank of the pond and saw a moccassin with a frog in his mouth, so I grabbed me a heavy tree limb and pinned the snake down and picked him up behind the head. Well, I wondered how am I gonna get this frog out of the snakes mouth. I had me a bottle of Budweiser in my other hand, so I tried pouring some beer down the snakes mouth. At first he swallowed the beer, so I poured a couple more times and his eyes kinda rolled back in his head and he spit out the frog. I threw the snake to the side and grabbed the frog. I put the frog on my hook, cast out, and started jerkin' and twitchin' that rod when I felt a tapping on my boot. I looked down at my feet and there was that moccassin with two more frogs.
