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A good looking Harley biker walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple Watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”
No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art Apple watch, and I was just testing it.” The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?” The biker says, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.” The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?” Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!” The biker smirks, taps his watch and says, “Darn thing’s an hour fast.”
 
Good one!

I went to the VA the other day... ol' Doc looks at me... notices my Harley shirt and soft colors on my my beanie and says...

"Ya know what the difference is between a Harley and a Hoover?...... the DIRTBAG is IN the Hoover..." I smiled... and he punched me in the arm... LOL
 
Biker walks into a bar. Sees a raunchy looking Broad a few stools down and says to the bartender "I like to buy that douche bag a drink". Bartender says "we don't talk that way in here". Biker says "OK. I'd like to buy the lady a drink". Bartender walks down to the lady and says "the biker there is buying you a drink. What will you have"? Broad says "Vinegar and Water"

I know! Sick
 
Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse.
When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher
and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her
that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants,
and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes
and shake them dry.
As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in Grade 3?
'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Mongolian Khan in the next race, but I really appreciate your help."
 
CAUTION PROFANITY ALERT...

Thought of you guys when I saw this..


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